The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn't think that he could have made it without his Rosary and two martinis each day.

With that the priest asked the Bishop, "Would you like to have a martini with me?"

The Bishop said, "Yes, that would be nice."

The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen, "Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"

The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle:
Joe is half again as old as Jeff, who is half again as old as Mark. Their ages total 152. How old is Jeff?
Answer:   Jeff is 48 years old. Joe is 72 years old and Mark is 32.